while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call
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To pull a Wadey is to throw up in the toilet area and clean up using Fabric Softener leaving a mixture of a nice and a sick smell whilst also changing the colour of the walls of said persons toilet area.
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