French Vanilla

When a man sticks his penis in one end of a baguette and shoves the other end in his partners vagina or anus. When they finish, they remove the now moist bread and share it together while enjoying a nice French champagne or wine.

Woman- Hey babe, can we take a trip to Paris?

Man- nah babe, let’s just try to French vanilla tonight instead

by Philly08 May 26, 2018

french vanilla

when you cum on a girl and then dip your balls in the cum then "t-bag" her.

She enjoyed the french vanilla I gave her last night.

by Doe Bing December 16, 2009

vanilla mist

when you cum in a girl or guy's asshole and then they fart leaving a mist of cum in the air vanilla in color.

dude last night i creampied Amy's ass and the she totally vanilla mist all over the sheets.

by mist maker April 13, 2011

vanilla donut

making a donut with ur girlfriends fat. and busting a load into the middle

aye babe you want a vanilla donut when im done

by lazykid March 14, 2011

Vanilla Sex

BORING, normal sex

"Are you into BDSM?"
"Nah, I'm more into vanilla sex."

by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017

vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.

Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

vanilla sex

boring. un-inventive. plain. sex

person A. "I got some last night."
person B. "Really, how was it?"
person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."
person B. "Awww. that sucks."

by yuip August 2, 2009