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Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
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Giovanni valdivia

You know Giovanni valdivia
Yeah he big gai
by Egkqrbkwth October 15, 2018
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The Vandalizer

"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"
We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards
by Matthew69Bruf March 9, 2020
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Makeout Vandalizing

When two gay teens vandalize a public place (such as a school), then proceed to makeout. This is also an example of the ideology of "be gay do crimes".
Erin: I can't wait for our Makeout Vandalizing date!
Kira: I know right, it's gonna be so fun!
by strawberrybro June 4, 2020
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Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay
by Slimecraw January 12, 2021
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