under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

by buggy October 24, 2005

Feel under the weather

It means to feel sick. In most cases, it's used to say that you feel a little sick. ... But… you usually feel low on energy and feel tired when this happens. To be Sick and ill both mean to feel unwell.

I feel under the weather today.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

by stockman09 December 5, 2007

Six Feet Under

A more poetic way to say someone is dead. Term comes from the practice of digging down six feet below the surface to place coffins.

"Grandpa would have liked this movie if he were alive to see it, but he's six feet under."

by Moondog January 19, 2004

Under 300 Club

An overused youtube comment in which a poster that has viewed a video produced by a popular youtuber that has just been uploaded. If a lot of people watch a video that has just been released at the same time, the youtube view counter gets stuck at around 300-320. Also called the "Under 306 Club" "Under 311 Club" etc.

Thumbs up if you are in the under 300 club.

Welcome to the Under 300 Club. Have a coctail.

by bobmal March 6, 2012

Under His eye

'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.

Jacob: I'm leaving to return to my house.

Priscilla: Under His eye.

by ModernAristocrat June 2, 2018

Under-cover Monday

Any day of the work week that's not monday, but feels like a monday.

Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.

by Seedly October 11, 2009