Turkish Tune-Up

Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”

Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash

by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019

Turkish MF’er

A person that has a form for every request.

I just wanted a day off work and this Turkish MF’er told me to fill out a form.

by JSJ918 November 26, 2019

Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.

John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.

by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019

Turkish mudslide

When someone wipes their ass with their hand and give you a handjob.

Hey baby, could you make burritos for dinner? I’d like a Turkish mudslide tonight.

by Llihmas January 30, 2020

turkish pearl handler

This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.

Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.

by FreekyD February 16, 2020

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021