turd polishing 

An engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.

"In other words, you attack your firewall / software / website / whatever from the outside, identify a flaw in it, fix the flaw, and then go back to looking. One of my programmer buddies refers to this process as 'turd polishing' because, as he says, it doesn't make your code any less smelly in the long run but management might enjoy its improved, shiny, appearance in the short term. "

turd polishing by Mycopheles September 27, 2005

Turd Language 

A language only understandable by Justin Turd Ass Turd, Jordan Metalturd Dingle Ass, Kyle Dingle Ass, and Aaron Dingle. It is a metal or me-tal language. The words turd, dingle, dinglefuck, fuckass or any other made up word by the four dingle mysters is and can be used to replace any word chosen buy them.

The Turd Language examples;

1: Yo turdass, did you turd today?
2: No, where is turdass?

1: Hey dingleass, lick my dingle turds.
2: Lick my ass, turdfuck.

Turd Language by juztinizill October 17, 2008

turd burggler 

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.

Its happened to you, you know it has

turd burggler by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk May 13, 2005

Turd Burgular 

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

Turd Burgular by stinky April 7, 2004

Turd Banquet 

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

Turd Banquet by RYTOE November 7, 2003

Turd Cutting 

To wear a thong and shit through it, splitting the turd into two pieces.

Every time laundry day rolls around, I can tell if my girlfriend has done any turd cutting or not.

Turd Cutting by J_Cut February 24, 2011

turd tamper 

Slang term for a homosexual.

All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.

turd tamper by Garlic September 7, 2003