turd in the bath

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.

"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha

by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017

turd burglary

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

Fuzz Turd

A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.

That perm of hers makes her head look like a 3-day Fuzz Turd.

by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

turd hound

An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.

Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.

by eljae83 November 21, 2016

Turd Sauce

The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.

Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!

by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012