Turkey-Bacon

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".

This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to intelligently analyse the subject, but these postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed.

by John Q Law January 22, 2009

Turkey

1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.

1) We had roast turkey for dinner.
2) Turkey was shaped as a state by Kemal Ataturk.

by Cynic May 26, 2004

turkey

an adjective to describe anything that is cool, or good in some way.

guy1:"My dad did the voice for Jimmy Neutron"
guy2:"That's so turkey!"

by A-town&VOG February 27, 2013

turkey purse

Turkey purse is another word for the womans moneybox or more familiar term pussy. Can be used when speaking to and about the womans down below bits.

"I love your turkey purse its elegant"

"I was giving her turkey purse a real thrashing last night"

"I went to get a prostitute, got one and her turkey purse was like a pair of beef curtains"

by T Tone May 15, 2007

Turkey

A country that serves as the bridge between Eastern Europe and Western Asia. Its biggest city is Istanbul although they changed the capital to Ankara 70 years ago. Men are a little on the crazy side but the chicks are uber hot.

Turkey is a real Turkish delight

by Tenfive September 13, 2006

Turkey

A person who talks back and is snappy with it's answers just like a turkey would be.

Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me

Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey

by Chubby bunny 69 February 17, 2015

Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002