Toot

A women who smokes the sausage for greenbacks, preferably $20s

Man I’m horny call one of them toots over!

by Chithead September 6, 2018

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

Toot

Another word to say fart.

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted

by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 21, 2017

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

Death Toots

really foul, smelly farts.

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!

by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020