tool nazi

A guy who won't let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.

"Hey bro can I borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new bumper?"

"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."

"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."

by thedarkllama May 25, 2016

tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

Toolbag

A bag where you keep your balls and beans and tools and whatever you own. (ex. Coins phone balls pistol knife and etc)

Jack grabbed his toolbag really hard and ran while his toolbag was dangling in his hands.

by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019

toogswaggle

A troll that speaks in esoteric slang that no one understands. They tend to think they "poned" you but, they end up just confusing everybody that hears or sees it.

"Yo, yall cheebin' and rukkin', cobo's need to keep it real!!" Shaun, I have no clue what the heck you just said, It's just short of clicks and whistles! You really need to stop being such a toogswaggle!

by protopuppy September 6, 2022

tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools

Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300

by Kram Larry October 26, 2022

toobsd

Getting your bet slip failed because Toobsking backed it.

You got toobsd.

by rando28 March 2, 2023

Hooligan Tool

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.

"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."

by Wardog July 31, 2008