Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

Sex Toastie

A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex!

Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie!

by Lactose The Intolerant January 5, 2009

Pussy on toast

A very delicious mid-morning snack, referred to in "Drips" by Eminem

"But surely, PUSSY ON TOAST"

by jewboy11505 December 25, 2008

Sex on toast

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

Sex on toast anyone?

by Longlong January 5, 2008

Toast Fairy

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

by binxyboo October 7, 2005

Bang Toasted

an interjection used after a diss or a phrase that is important. Use it as you would use boom roasted.

I am a thousand times better than you BANG TOASTED

by Oreosareyummy February 11, 2010

Toast

A variation on the term 'repost' which has stuck. On the You Laugh, You Lose Facebook group, instead of just typing "repost" on a familiar picture, members would type variations, the most popular and lasting being 'toast'. Coined by Nigel Lewis Hassell.

That picture is toast.

by PhantomDoughnut December 31, 2010