log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 21, 2003

lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

butt log

A massive turd that is placed anywhere but a toilet.

Lesley's Mom dropped a heinous from the anus butt log on your mom.

by Lesley's Mom December 29, 2007

meat log

A mans Cock, penis, hog,boytoy,etc

I was giving him my meatlog and blasted him with my cock snot

by Mikie J. December 29, 2004

travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers

mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

poo log

A nice solid poo.

Thick as a babies arm, but firm-squishy like toothpaste

Kre8 - left a poo log in the toilet

by Stompn_tom April 8, 2005