Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.

Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.

by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

Wybe and a half

to undermine a situation that doesn't relate to you

Man1: Dude did you see Jasons new car? looking Stoopid You know!

Man2: its a wybe and a half

by FlowSoRetarded January 12, 2011

Half Motors

When you put effort into doing something but you don't really care.

That's it, I'm going Half Motors.

by The MGV May 22, 2020

half tree

when someone doesn't chop down the entire tree in minecraft so just the leaves and a few logs are left.

yo, can y'all stop leaving half trees in the server? it looks terrible smfh.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.

Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half

by gsb October 24, 2019

half a yard

Refers to a fifty dollar bill, as a one hundred dollar bill slang is a "yard"

Can you lend me a half a yard would mean fifty dollars, similarly can you spot me a yard would mean person is requesting a $100.00 loan.

by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017