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Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans
Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
by Merc2009 December 20, 2023
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Apology tour

When you are famous and you did something wrong and want to apologize you go on a series of podcasts and explain a lot of stuff to them basically you talk shit with them so you would not get hated
I've done something wrong i should make Apology tour
by Stanke December 5, 2022
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Miracolo Tour

A tour or trip that seems like a dream come true. Everything on the tour is perfect. The tour experience seems like it came together like a miracle.
That Miracolo Tour was a trip of a lifetime!
by Miracolo April 13, 2021
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Fuck you tour

When you and the boys full send a whole weekend in honor of the boys you are sending it with
Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.
by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019
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Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
by Flxke January 20, 2021
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tour

Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.

Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.

If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.

Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.

See also Domestic Touring
"Now we're touring"
"I love tour"
"Never trust a fart on day 3 of tour"
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
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2008 Europe Tour

What did you do during the weekend my good Sir?
- I was on the 2008 Europe Tour
by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017
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