Lung Seed

It's actually a slang word for tonsil stone. They form in your tonsils, completely harmless but you do form them and they're gross and they smell disgusting and yeah.

I was really annoyed because I could see the lung seed in my throat and I had been trying to cough it up all frkn day

by KawaiiMaster May 8, 2014

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Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".

"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".

by Vag Invader June 8, 2014

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seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.

A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.

by artist6000 December 26, 2014

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razor seeded

To get fucked up upside down

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend

by 058satan January 27, 2015

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Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

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