Killer Whale

A cool dude who knows how to pick up women, and has a great deal of sweg.

Josh is such a Killer Whale, he got with 3 girls within this past week!

by abathingjoshy September 30, 2015

cereal killer

Someone who loves cereal so much they don't even wait for it to come out of the box before they gobble it up and don't let anybody else have any.

You tell Johnny the next time he comes over here after school he better not act like no cereal killer.

This kitchen looks like it has been hit by a cereal killer.

Wipe you mouth an stop actin' like you wuz da top ramkin' cereal killer.

by Pat Eberhart August 31, 2008

Contract Killer

One who accepts money for "wetwork" or the assassination of others. A hitman. There are about 500 "gangsta" movies out there that unrealistically portray suppossed contract killers who go soft and become the good guys. Usually black ghetto homies are portrayed as the benevolent "gangstas", but everyone knows that the best of the best are usally professional white ex military/Italian mafiosos /Russian mafiosos who know what they're doing and don't pull up in front of their contract's house blaring rap music in a retarded looking "pimp-mobile" hummer H2 with lights on the bottom. Usually but not always in formal business attire. Weapon of choice is generally a silenced 9 millimeter pistol, but some of the better and more adacious (or crazy) bring out the heavy stuff, Colt Anacondas, .357s, assualt rifles, SAWs etc. The best have military connections for LAWs and RPGs, and other stuff that might be needed for the execution of their contract.

Those stupid Bloods down the street kept drawing unnecessary attention to the business matters we have been pursuing, so I had to hire a contract killer to appropriate everything below their leader's neck. I hope that now the stupid "hommie" bitches will conduct themselves with more discretion and temperance.

by Jack Death March 14, 2005

post killer

a noun, someone who goes and puts the lamest comment ever under someone else's outrageously awesome post on facebook thereby ruining the post so that there is no possible way of redeeming it

Man, I just put the most wicked post ever on facebook and then some post killer put the lamest comment ever on it so now its ruined!

by yadigwhatimsayin January 8, 2011

Plantera-Killer

A growing youtuber who gets constantly annoyed by parasites asking him to join his world on Terraria

Can I join your all items map, Plantera-Killer?

by Obnoxious_Matt June 22, 2018

caterpillar killer

Someone who inhales a large chunky line of cocaine.

"Ima caterpillar killer'", said the rap artist from the Fillmoe.

by killafuffin August 23, 2011

Time Killer

A personal activity that helps time go by faster; used to prevent boredom.

2K15 was a time killer!

by Killing Virgin August 20, 2016