Brown Cuffed

When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.

Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?

No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.

Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Random Brown

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".

I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.

by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011

FREAKING BROWN

it also can mean crap made by an animal this is yelled after the owner finds the animals present

freaking brown!, the cat craped again

by brock boudreau January 25, 2005

The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

by Master Ray April 13, 2021

beck brown

When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.

Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.

by stinkyhefty April 16, 2011

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009