Thanos

single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection

Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"

by cowboyjim February 7, 2020

Thanos

The turd in the bowl that just won’t flush

Thanos can’t be defeated

I have me a floater, or goddamn that’s bigger than the pipe

by Jimjimjimmyjim April 17, 2021

Thanos

A big purple penis daddy that has been sexually excited/angered and found Micheal Jacksons glove and Elvis Presleys baby.

1. WOW DID HE SEE HIM HE S SUCH A THANOS

by WEIRDBITCH101 May 7, 2019

thanos bean

A gay-ass looking purple pill with a face.
The image also includes:

THANOS BEAN on the top and also

THANOS BEAN on the bottom

Hoe 1: Thanos bean.
Hoe 2: Thanos bean.

by HawaiianHotShot July 27, 2019

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.

How did your dad die? The Thanos.

by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024

Thanos gaming

Thanos, a purple skinned buff and stripes chin dude from the Marvel Cinematic Universe doing gaming in his house.

What games does he play? Who knows

"No way dude, Thanos gaming!"

by DefinitionMaster321 February 18, 2021