by GusJoe February 5, 2010
Get the texticals mug.The faux testicals of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. They say things they would NEVER say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.
Via text
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"
Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"
Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"
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Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.
by Just.Trey September 4, 2010
Get the Analog Texting mug.Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.
(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
by hiccup peroni January 3, 2011
Get the gateway texting mug.While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
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Get the Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.) mug.The art of having many IM's plastered on your computer desktop while chatting in each and NOT getting the conversations mixed up.
I was Multi-Texting when she came online and IM'd me, but I accidentally sent Betty404's message to JaneOfTheJungle's IM, now I am busted....guess I need to practice multi-texting!
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