The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.
It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.
by 1bigreg November 21, 2011
Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
by wartotheend69 December 13, 2011
a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
by Sexydimma December 3, 2013
The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
the absolutely most retarded show nickeleodeon ever put on their shitty network. ok first how in the hell would there be a teenage robot?? second the only people that watch this abomination and atrocity against humanity that makes you actually dumber for watching, are insecure pregnant teenagers that smoke pot and end having retarded mutant babies that are addicted to crack.
nickeleodeon got sued by the U.N. for committing crimes against humanity by putting my life as a teenage robot on the air
by PlayDohMan October 19, 2004
by *<] : ) August 21, 2004
These guys are NOT ninja!
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
by Psydon June 27, 2005