When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 07, 2013
by the_berg November 07, 2013
A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.
The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
by DodgyRhino January 23, 2013
by PewJew March 07, 2020
by woop-de-woop November 18, 2017
The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
by CaptainObvious69 June 04, 2018
by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013