Roadrunner Traffic 

This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.

I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.

Roadrunner Traffic by Frank Symptoms April 30, 2024

Kentucky Traffic puller 

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.

My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.

Kentucky Traffic puller by Skibidilover June 18, 2024

Bare Traffic 

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

Bare Traffic by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024

General Traffic 

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

General Traffic by aidanfrd September 30, 2024

Scandinavian traffic cone 

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

Scandinavian traffic cone by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Bosnian traffic cone 

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

Bosnian traffic cone by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

Weaving Traffic 

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!

I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!

Weaving Traffic by Xanalu September 14, 2025