Tony Mandarich

To commit an intoxicated fraud.
To offer tremendous potential only to wither under stress.
"The Incredible Bust."

When one steals from the charity jar at a bar after consuming several beers, he commits a Tony Mandarich.

I would seek out the spotlight only I think I would crumble like a Tony Mandarich under it.

If you wish your stomach was bigger so that you could ingest more steroid-hard liquor cocktails, then you might be a Tony Mandarich.

by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009

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tonsumology

Tonsumology is the study of shaving.

The study of shaving is not limited to face shaving, but face shaving is the major focus of the field. Similarly, tonsumology is concerned with all forms of shaving including cart and electric shaving, but focuses on the art of traditional wet-shaving. Special attention is paid to wet-shaving with a single blade where the participant also builds lather by using brush, because this is considered to be the pinnacle of shaving techniques.

Some people simply shave. Barbers offer professional shaves. Others become so enamored with the techniques and materials used in proper shaving that they become involved in tonsumology.

by arrowsP160 May 23, 2011

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Honky Tonky

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.

Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!

by downnola June 17, 2010

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The Lion Sleeps Tonight

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
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Near the village the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight
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Hush my darling don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
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by Drollestmaple03 February 13, 2019

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tonkasaw

TonkaSaw is the prime example of an internet tough guy. Challenges another YouTuber, Andy Warski, to a fight. He claimed that he was some pro MMA fighter yet he would not show his face norr would he show proper fight footage. Instead, the fight footage that was found on YouTube showed very gay WWE larping. Long story short, the retard hyped himself up and never showed up to the fight cuz he was "harassed" by a phone call and had to "change his name".

Andy Warski: "TonkaSaw, I'm here! Where you at?
*DEAD AIR*
Ethan Ralph: DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SuperBerryMerchant January 21, 2019

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Tony Perry

The finest Guitarist you'll ever see in your life also known to be in the band Pierce The Veil, if you check out this band please know that they will destroy your life . So will Tony Perry

Holy Shit have you seen Tony Perry?
who the guitarists ?
No stupid the sex god !

by lalalaland123 February 18, 2015

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