Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 08, 2009

toilet baby

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.

Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.

by kumar0009 November 14, 2007

toilet sink

A Japanese style toilet with built in sink faucet. Clean water travels through the sink faucet before filling the toilet tank.

Toilet Sink picture: www.toiletsink.com

by TTAADD October 20, 2005

Toilet Tuba

See Bowl Echo

I though I had to take a crap but it was Just gas so I ended up playing the Toilet Tuba.

by KangolKRS September 26, 2011

toilet hover

Squatting over a toilet while masturbating

I pulled a toilet hover in the rest stop earlier but missed and spunked on the floor.

by Keep on Chimping in the free world May 20, 2003

toilet surfing

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

by toilet-surfer May 08, 2008

toilet breath

Disgustingly bad breath. Smells like a toilet that has not been cleaned for a long period of time. Is also applicable to one who smokes and drinks coffee. Similar to turd breath.

I knew my boss was standing behind me because of his terrible toilet breath.

by Alan1999 December 24, 2006