Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.
Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"
Bartender: "You want that real water?"
Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"
Bartender: "You want that real water?"
Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"
by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

Did you hear Brooke got a Prince Railing???
Gtfo!!!
Yep, now she's sounding like when the doves cry...
Gtfo!!!
Yep, now she's sounding like when the doves cry...
by UncleAdawg June 2, 2016

And Drew: Dude I railed Reb Ecca so hard last night
Mike Call: Oh really, how does the fence look, is she happy with it?
And Drew: Yeah, it turned out great. Let me know if you know anyone who needs to be railed.
Mike Call: Bet
Mike Call: Oh really, how does the fence look, is she happy with it?
And Drew: Yeah, it turned out great. Let me know if you know anyone who needs to be railed.
Mike Call: Bet
by kumquatbby November 30, 2020

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

Last nights necro-rail was the shit!
by serenityvyle June 8, 2011

Who knows. what even is a rail splitter. They peaked when they had Emoni and haven’t been relevant since. They gon be an easy W and they are currently the worst team in the SEC. A rail splitter is the type of team you drop 50+ on with your eyes closed.
by Huronstudentsection2024 September 13, 2023

When you see some extra juicy bunda so you drug them and rail, you drug them so they don't remember in the morning, and then you rail. This ancient technique has been used for many centuries by orangutangs and other primates with red hair such as "pengjizz".
by Connor Newman November 23, 2021
