One Eyed Tie Dye. 

After dropping acid, proceed to have intercourse. ( preferably anal. ) proceed to pound as needed. you are at near climax, pull out. ( otherwise known as "Exodus." ) once "Exodus" has occurred, ejaculate into one eye. ( non specific as to right or left. ) the combination of loss of sight, use of acid, and extreme hilarity will cause a hallucinogenic tie died pattern to appear in the eye of said partner. ( This entry does neither condone nor condemn the use of controlled substances. ) ENJOY!!

I gave this girl a one eyed tie dye. It was awesome until she got up and chased me.As a result of the lack of depth perception she fell down her front steps.

One Eyed Tie Dye. by pittencepusher4u March 29, 2010

cincinatti bow tie

Creating a bow like tie out of poop after you have pulled out of a girls ass while having anal sex with her.

The cincinatti bow tie is where you are fucking a chick in the ass and you pull out with a little poo on your doodle and then lay it on top of her ass crack and sway it back and forth so the poo spreads like a windshield wiper creating the bow tie with her balloon knot being the tie knot.

cincinatti bow tie by MNBeta447 September 16, 2007

boner tie 

dilberts tie as seen in the comic strip and the now cancelled tv show.

OMGZ!!!1! that boner tie curves up and to the left! thats amazing!!

boner tie by Super Soaker May 27, 2007

A new tie I am wearing 

A happy exclimation!

HEY BOB! A new tie I am wearing!

A new tie I am wearing by penguin October 28, 2002

Chicago Bow Tie

This is simply a phrase used to describe how a man's balls look while he's titty fucking a girl. Upside down, of course.

Yo! After I was done and mah gurl wiped off her face, she told me my nuts totally looked like a bow tie.. no, no, a CHICAGO BOW TIE! SWEET!

Chicago Bow Tie by M0RTICIANN April 21, 2007

black tie affair 

Sexual act where the man first penetrates a woman (not his wife/girlfriend) in the anus. Then, he proceeds to titty-bang the same woman leaving a distinct line down her chest, thus the name black tie affair.

I left my wife at home and took the baby sitter to a black tie affair.

black tie affair by Robert Pilfry March 7, 2008

mud tie 

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

mud tie by bumcornonthecob April 12, 2009