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Guys Do It All the Time

Got in this morning at four a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to call home
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
Because I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one, baby
Turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ball game I want to see
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took a long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time
by Death Menace August 20, 2022
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two guys and the trailer

two guys and the trailer is a joke.
one time there were these two guys and they saw a long line of men lined up at a trailer and a sign on it said 25 cents.
one guy said whats that line for? the other said I don't know give me a quarter and I a find out. so he took the quarter and waited in line.
when he got to the trailed a woman took his quarter fucked him and kicked him out the other door.
the other guy said to him so what was it? the guy said I don't know but you got another quarter?
did you hear the one about the two guys and the trailer?
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009
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4 Guys In The World

There are four guys in the world who are into any given sexual act, no matter how bizarre. Compare to Rule 34 of the internet, but for interests instead.
Too bad you're not one of the 4 Guys In The World.
by god June 10, 2010
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Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
by Ricky Adventure October 14, 2021
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Guys in the Class of 2024

The white guys basically act as if they were actually black and guys in general of any race fill their Instagram posts with ONLY pictures of them with girls or of them posing near or a Lamborghini or any high priced car or of them flexing with their guy friends making gang signs especially at night or of them flexing the sport they play LIKE NOBODY CARES THAT YOU PLAY FOOTBALL OR BASEBALL!!!! So basically the guys think they're cool and "the shit" when in reality nobody in any other grade likes them. BUT, somehow some of the guys have started to mature into attractive guys so therefore some (VERY FEW) girls in the class of 2023 have gone low, very low, usually desperate, dumb girls to date a guy in the Class of 2024.
The Guys in the Class of 2024 makes me want to go live in mars!
by HOTTIEEEEEEEE July 30, 2019
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women who don't know the value of nice guys

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.
Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
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The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.
"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024
by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024
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