Phantom vibes

When you could swear that you felt your phone go off in your pocket. But then upon checking, you discover your phone wasn't even in your pocket.

That's weird, I just had some Phantom vibes...I thought I felt my phone go off, then I realized I left it in the car.

by Badassballer January 28, 2016

Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!

(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."

by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017

Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.

"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"

by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019

Phantom turd

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004