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by Sidechick#34 May 29, 2018
Get the Tessie mug.If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.
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by holdupwut March 20, 2020
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Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."
by GaCaSm June 17, 2010
Get the Tessa mug.A Tessie is a student at Texas Woman's University. You will recognize us by our shared maroon and white colors between our long-standing brother school Texas A&M.
A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.
Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.
A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.
Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.
Aggie:
"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."
Aggie Grandchild:
"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."
"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."
Aggie Grandchild:
"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."
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