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Tessa Holland

Tom Hollands very cute dog ( almost as cute as him ). She is not a pitbull but is a blue staffy
Aww look at that dog

Omg thats Tessa Holland
by Tessasbae July 30, 2019
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tesstkal

One who is sexually attracted to obese homosexual men and derives pleasure from shaving their backs with a mach 3 razor.
Man, that guy at the gay bar sure seemed like a tesstkal.
by vulcan_fire June 30, 2003
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Tessie

A grade 8 girl who hits on grade 5s, oh and she chased on 5 boys, major tattle tail too.
Wow Tessie is desperate
by Sidechick#34 May 29, 2018
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Tessa

If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.
Tessa, you bum.
by holdupwut March 20, 2020
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Tessa

Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."
by GaCaSm June 17, 2010
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Tessie

A Tessie is a student at Texas Woman's University. You will recognize us by our shared maroon and white colors between our long-standing brother school Texas A&M.

A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.

Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.
Aggie:

"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."

Aggie Grandchild:

"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020
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tesscollin

tess... ...collin... ....eeeerrreccctttttiiiooonnn.. ..aka.. ..boner..... .haha........jk...
8-----D~~~ jkjk this is only a joke ahah
by blah blah blah January 22, 2005
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