Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.
by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019
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What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."
by choclemon December 2, 2011
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Teacher: Mr. Smith, you misspelled a word in your 200-pages paper, that's an F.
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by Mario-Dalt October 14, 2007
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