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happy slapping

The action of slapping your hand rapidly against your hand against rhe inside of your legs for pleasure or the anoyance of your friends
"He was happy slapping so loud and hard that it woke your mom."
by frissue April 27, 2015
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Sleep Snapping Syndrome

Someone who unconsciously uses snapchat in their sleep and has not got any control over what it said or being done. Very rare and happens only to people who are experiencing major backstabbing.
" This girl is opening my messages and ignoring them so I asked what's up? She replied that she had for a sleep snapping syndrome"
by Dr. Matilda May 27, 2015
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rich slapping

Steve was rich slapping his wife
by iFondleDucks June 9, 2017
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Ginger-Snapping Complex

The egotistical existence of red-headed gear-heads that think Geo Metros are cool and a way of life.
He suffered from Ginger-Snapping Complex on a daily basis and could not do without the possession of anything Metro.
by realist10 September 1, 2018
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Pumpkin Swapping

Much like swinging.

But the straight couples become gay couples.

IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
Me and my old lady just got back from a cruise and man do we do some pumpkin swapping .
by The hammer . September 7, 2022
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Log Swapping

Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.

It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.

After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.

More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.

There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."

Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"

Person A: "It's the ultimate form of

asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."

Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."

Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."

Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."

Person A: "Do you trust me?"

Person B: "Always"

Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"

Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023
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