sympathydick

To throw the bone to someone who is down on there luck.

Hey Jack I think since Michelle is upset I will give her some sympathydick.

by mustardass August 30, 2009

Turd Symphony

A piece of classical music composed by someone while sitting on the toilet.

I'm constipated. I think I'll compose my turd symphony while I'm sitting here. Luckily I keep my piano in the bathroom.

by Crazee GaGa July 21, 2011

hyper ultra mega sympa

Defines a person who is very very very friendly

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!

by TheOreo December 24, 2008

sympathy boner

A sad wank

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner

by test12 March 22, 2016

Sympathy Card

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.

Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.

by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008

Symphony X-ing

A euphenism for "pinch harmonic", a guitar technique overused by the band Symphony X.

There is Symphony X-ing in the chorus riff of the song Cemetary Gates by Pantera.

by Freezing the Mainstream July 17, 2006

symphony sex

The band symphony X is concidered so increadibly sexy by people with small penises, that they had to describe it with sex and not X.

Symphony sex is sex to my ears

by pwnrmln July 26, 2008