Christman Shopping

The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.

Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"

by GUK S. December 23, 2009

Slip Slopping

When one is not able to fit their penis completly into a condom their using, thus penetration begins to slip and slop.

When my boyfriend tried to impress me with a magnum condom and didnt fit, his penis was slip slopping all over the place.

by Kinkygal 69 March 30, 2010

Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

voyeuristic shopping

deriving satisfaction by watching others buy various things in the market.

He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.

by uttam maharjan December 14, 2011

Browser Shopping

Looking at things you cant afford on the internet whilst having the utmost desire to purchase.

Person 1: I was looking at this sick Ferrari, it's only $350K. I want it sooo bad!
Person 2: Dude, you can barely make rent, you don't have $350K.
Person 1: Naw, I know. I was just browser shopping. Look at how clean it is!
Person 2: Ahhh. Let me see it!

by ringtail November 20, 2014

picture shopping

When you take pictures of things in a store so you can order them online later for less.

I visited a store and saw some stuff I liked, but I didn't buy anything because I thought I could just try picture shopping and order everything I liked online for cheaper.

by awmm June 5, 2018

Stop stopping

The phrase you can tell someone to stop repeatedly stopping something.

STOP STOPPING THE MUSIC!

by Arikin July 1, 2018