phantom switch

A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else.

click, click, click
jonny:stop playing with that switch, you will break it.
bob: dont worry, its just a phantom switch, it doesnt do anything

by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 9, 2006

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fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

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Cajun Switcheroo

When a girl you hate is giving you head, and instead of climaxing in her mouth, you urinate

Brah Jack! Your girl Kiki gave me a gnarly Cajun Switcheroo this weekend! It was great!

by TrentTrent October 25, 2010

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Perth Amboy Switchoff

When you're getting a fantastic hand job and your partner's arm gets tired so they start using the weak hand instead...

"I was looking for some sweet Western Grip action, so I called a couple buddies over. One of them starts strangling the soldier. A few minutes go by and my buddy gets fatigued, so a buddy of mine switches arms! I said 'wait a second, pal! nobody gives me the old Perth Amboy Switchoff!'

by muldoone December 12, 2013

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