Straight Best Friend

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

by feethands October 12, 2012

hair straightener hickey

burns on the neck from hair straighteners that look like hickeys.

Everyone thought it was a real hickey, but it was just a hair straightener hickey.

by chicken burrito September 26, 2011

think straight

Something that gays cant do

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight

by Mer(ca) March 24, 2020

your mum straight lol

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018

straight-gay

Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.

"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."

by Emilio May 13, 2005

Straight "A" Student

An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.

Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."

Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."

by Aaron Lightner May 28, 2011

you straight?

What someone would ask their friend if they were really fucked up.

"Nigga, you straight?"

by Blazin all day July 9, 2009