house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

by bexbexbex March 31, 2021

SNARL Spouse Syndrome

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.

My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome when it comes to fostering more animals.

by SNARLLV February 26, 2022

adopted scouser

a person who’s a wool but is liked by a scouser(s) so they’re now an adopted scouser

“have you heard about my new adopted scouser john, he’s sound lad”

by scousenotenglish October 6, 2022

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023

Nepo spouse

Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.

Is Hillary still trying to run for President? She’s such a nepo spouse.

by Laila12345678 June 13, 2024

yak souse

a type of sauce consisting mainly of a cognac, condiment.

also used as an adjective when referring to things going right/easy.

"yo lob me the ball ima dunk it"

"yeah yak souse"

then yam that shit

by definitely not Kaarlo November 29, 2024

fouting spouse

when youre eating a ho out and she fart in yo face

"Yo Erica over there my fouting spouse she got me gassing"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II January 16, 2025