Thievin’ Steven

The act, during a cornhole game, of “accidentally” miscounting the score in your own favor.

“Wait, wait . . . You only have 12, not 13. Don’t pull a Thievin’ Steven.”

by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019

Jake Stevens

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH

by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011

Steven Gawking

The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.

OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there

by mikebellman October 29, 2011

Steven X

A hero of legend who is a certified rhyme sayer who get all the sexy senoritas and slays ugly hoes with ass hole remarks

Steven X is a ballin ass nigga I want to hop on his Johnson

by That sexy girl November 6, 2011

Steven Universe

A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds

Karen: Steven Universe is for kids

Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended

by GaySpaceRock0w0 October 6, 2020

Steven Grant

the best personality of moon knight, solos all of fiction

marc spector: im so conflicted in my decisions of the past
jake lockley: i kill for the sake of protection
steven grant (chad): i just beat the shit out of some bad guys with no prior experience, and also punched the shit out of some random gargoyle that couldve easily ripped me in half

by sexydous May 19, 2022

Steven Tyler

To be Steven Tyler is to be an extremely sexual person without being considered repulsive. It's like a pervert..Who wears perversion well.

Not neccesarily calling Mr. Tyler a pervert, just a seamingly sexual person.

That Josh is such a Steven Tyler. I can't believe he just grabbed that girls boobs. He didn't even know her. She thought it was funny though. I heard they're dating now.

by Jack E. Daniels January 5, 2009