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startender

The best bartender of all, who rises above the pressure of a crowded bar when other bartenders would crack under pressure. Also the most liked bartender, and usually the highest paid bartender as well.
This guy is slinging drinks for a crowd of over 200 people and he's not even sweating. Wow what a startender!
by MrBojangles062 February 22, 2017
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state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing
Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!
by Can of Worms November 5, 2006
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The Show-Me State

1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.

2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.

2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Statesmen

n.

1. A man who is a leader in national or international affairs.
2. A male political leader regarded as a disinterested promoter of the public good.
3. A man who is a respected leader in a given field:
“a mature statesmen of American letters” (Toby Thompson).
by Alexandra* September 20, 2005
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jacksonville state university

Pronounce Jacksun-VILLE' The Harvard of Calhoun County, Alabama. AKA The Gem of the Hills.Previously known as a huge party school until the killjoy city council went on a rampage and shut down any outlets of fun. Student body heavily comprised of Georgia transplants. Students are referred to as Jacksonvillians. A beautiful campus in a nice college town. If you go here, stay out of Piedmont.
"Where are you going to school?" "Where else? Jacksonville State University."
by asd_iop October 11, 2013
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Hope Of The States

Amazing band,very underated, bit like Radiohead very prog rock full of violins and pianos and some great guitar work!!! Also amazing live band!!
Person 1:"I'm listening to the Lost Riots its a class album by hope of the states"
Person 2: Hey give me a listen.....HEY THIS IS GOOD!!!
by Pauly G February 28, 2005
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