starbucks

The most fucking disgusting fucking potent coffee in the world.

My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:

Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.

My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?

Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.

Her: Hahahahaahahaha!

Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*

starbucks by SexYes November 2, 2007

starbuck 

adj. To visit, purchase and then consume drinks from Starbucks.

Starbuck - Future tense
Starbuckking - Present tense
Starbucked - Past tense

Fut. I am going to Starbuck my way across Manhattan.

Present. I am starbuckking my way across Manhattan.

Past. I starbucked my way across Manhattan.

starbuck by Tatch April 29, 2005

Starbucks Name 

when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.

Starbucks barista: and your name is?

You: Hannah

(minutes later)

Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!

(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)

Starbucks Name by sunshineyday February 5, 2010

robby starbuck 

Extraordinary Film Director and Editor.
Credits include Carnifex, The honorary title, Head Automatica, Nevea Tears.

Also edited the movie "Fuego" starring David Carradine

Robby Starbuck shot that!

robby starbuck by Erica Burke January 9, 2008

starbucks

The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.

Barista: "Welcome to Starbucks"
Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"

starbucks by bonjourno August 4, 2007

Starbuckets 

a coffee addict's daily intake

Maybe Barry Bonds just drank Starbuckets.

Starbuckets by Yeobright April 10, 2011

starbucks

a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!

"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
"ok"

starbucks by LucyInTheSkyWithDiamonds April 27, 2008