Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.

Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.

by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025

spalling

The fracturing of a major news story. Where reporters, hacks, and talking heads all begin to talk about THE story as if they were experts on the subject. As if, that barking Atlanta newscaster knows anything about avalanches or Wall Street derivatives.

Anything Nancy Grace(CNN) reports on.
Anything Geraldo reports(FOX) on. -or-
Each reporter grabbed that death story and started spalling.
(could this happen here?, Police aren't saying but my sources say...)

by mcos December 21, 2008

Stalkingabilities

v. The ability to stalk

He is using his stalkingabilities on Facebook.

by thatartsygirl September 1, 2010

Staling

To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.

"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Stallin’

When somebody uses a stall to piss when urinals are available, oftentimes because they’re insecure about their penis size.

“Yo! I caught Jaden stallin’ during 3rd period today.”

by nottherealilluminati November 30, 2017

Stalingraded

Invading russia unprepared for winter

Nazi germany just got stalingraded by mother russia

by Yourboiallen November 1, 2018

Stelling

Standing and talking to someone.

Example: That person over there is stelling

by Among us cosmetic concepts October 20, 2020