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Spoogeasaur

Scientific name: Sploogeous saurus
Can be found in the Rex variety.
This rare humanoid can be found in a variety of habitats. They are usual rejected by the herd, sometimes they will ask out the females just to hear them reject him. This can go on until the Spoogeasaur has reached 100 rejections. They are generally hungry for some poon-tang on a massive scale and will stalk their prey for months, even years. If you see a Spoogeasaur follow these simple steps: Back away slowly, don't make any sharp movements, and slam it's wang in the door.
"Damn Guzman is such a Spoogeasaur, he was after Erin, but then she slammed his wang in the door. Now he can't feel the power no more!"
by Jesse Adams December 8, 2004
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spoogemeister

an insult to describe a sleazy individual with no redeeming qualities, likening him to wasted sperm
That spoogemeister would sleep with his own sister to get ahead.
by dfmc July 23, 2009
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spooge stooge

A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.
I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.
by wap70 March 3, 2008
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Spooge

1) The sticky residue left over from racing tires that end up coating the track, the cars and the Pirelli technicians

2) Unpleasant feminine byproduct
I can't believe the fans want dead tires - they got spooge all over 'em
by von_Eberhorst October 29, 2008
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spoogey

Adj. squishy, spongy. Something soft but with resilience.
"That new mattress pad from Costco is real spoogey."
"Ya, so are these pancakes...mmm mmm."
"Don't say that guys, it sounds gross...you know what spooge means!?"
by Tim the claims officer September 27, 2012
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Spoogeknuckle

A general dumbass.A person who is a dork/douchebag. A person who talks out of their ass,because their head is in there.
"'That Guy' is so retarded,what a spoogeknuckle!"
by PhattyMcCameltoe October 16, 2009
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spoogeball

YO,SHE'S SUCH A SPOOGEBALL
by ninyan(ninyan,ninyan,ninyan) January 23, 2011
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