Spoiled milk

Old pussy, no good

“Hey Joe you should go talk to that girl over there”-Ben “ I’m okay bro that’s spoiled milk”-Joe

by Bvdger May 7, 2025

spoogletts

A wee Sploosh of cum!

My boyfriend left spoogletts all up in my vajayjay last night! And didn't even bother taking him home with him left him with me damn that mother fucker!

by anonymous November 10, 2025

ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

postfix spoiler alert

An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.

"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?

by Subsequence May 5, 2011

Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.

'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'

by Moon-song December 30, 2013

White spoiler

Built on the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either:
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident

A: "Did she just spoil the entire film?"
B: "No, don't worry. It's just white spoiler. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie."

or

A: "Jimmy! You just told me how the story ends!"
B: "Oops… Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out."

by Cinciarella March 10, 2018

White spoiler

On the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either :
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident

A: Did she just spoil the entire film?
B: No, don't worry. It's white spoiler, really. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie.

Or

A: Jimmy!! You just told me how the story ends!
B: Oops... Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out.

by Cinciarella March 11, 2018