splatterbox

Toilet

Man, I got to take an explosive shit. Can I use your splatterbox

by Donezo80 March 12, 2019

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

by Booridley March 10, 2020

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Splattr

The Hentai lord most known on Tiktok and YouTube for posting 18+ content

“Hey have you heard of the hentai lord”
“You mean Splattr fucking degenerate”

by Lamereaper February 14, 2021

Slotty Roger

A slang term describing a session of intercourse. Derived from ‘Slotted’ meaning to penetrate someone and ‘Rogering’ meaning to bugger profusely. Most likely to be encountered in a wooded area.

Did you hear about what happened last night with my date? Yeah went so well that it ended with a quick Slotty Roger.

by The CP Seven November 11, 2021

splattbidnezz

1. Group of splatties and splatts socializing
2. An understood agreement

3. Clothing Brand

“Im going to buy a SPLATTBIDNEZZ T-shirt”
Quez ~ “Don’t forget to pull up later foo” , “I got you gang, whole lotta SPLATTBIDNEZZ” said JD👎🏾

by JDINHERE November 24, 2021