smurf village

after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.

hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?

by ad s June 20, 2014

cock-smurf

A person addicted to cock

John is a cock-smurf

by Karl (England) October 18, 2006

Pop a smurf

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.

Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..

by ThePapaSmurf69 August 02, 2018

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 24, 2017

Smurf lipped

Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood

Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped

by Javis1978 April 05, 2019

smurf rocket

A crushed Viagra mixed in with methamphetamine and snorted. Used to counter the impotency side effect of methamphetamine.

Jenna and I had a long night of raging sex after I snorted that Smurf rocket!

by DixonMuff November 09, 2017

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 06, 2017