smidge

(n.) a small child, under the age of 12.. Often seen playing in streets.

Aww, how cute look at the little smidges.

by squeedlespooge April 18, 2004

The Silly Cow Sludge

You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.

When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin

by Pimp Master K March 28, 2003

Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School

His nickname is Smidget.

by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011

smidge

When you take a crap and dont wipe your ass good enough so you get smidge in your underwear.

Marla couldnt wipe her ass well enough so she left smidge all in her underwear.

by marlasmellsbad July 31, 2018

sudge

Literally to suck on fudge. Used as a less vulgar term for the word suck.

1. "You sudge" boochie said.
"no you're a boochie!"

2. Helena gave her son a small piece of peanut butter fudge so that she could do some errands while he was sudging all afternoon.

by rko July 29, 2008

Smodge

To eat food very noisily with mouth open (usually done unknowing by old people and toddlers).

"Stop smodging granddad, you are putting me off my dinner!"

"To smodge or not to smodge? That is the question!"

by xeerotee August 15, 2010

smidgen

a midget that got smashed into the carpet

After urinating on the floor on "The Surreal Life," Verne Troyer was made into a smidgen when Jose Canseco went into a fit of roid rage and smashed him into the carpet.

by MikeandVick September 3, 2006