underage slurpee

an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..

mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"

mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"

by the mafia niggah June 17, 2010

slurpee

A frozen beverage commonly enjoyed by Native Indians.

"Ehh Uncle Victor, let's go get a bruis'n berry slurpee, ehh??"

by Wayne May 1, 2004

afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.

At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

by Kyle Helvenston May 30, 2006

slurpee

slurpee dude! slurpee radical!

"Dude you want a slurpee?" says guy
"Slurpee, radical!" says next freak.

by candiwankenobi August 13, 2009

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

by corriger January 29, 2009

Slurpee

A term in tennis when you hit an overhead and it bounces so high that it goes over the fence or into the stands.

That was definitely a slurpee shot

by Del Potro 2 September 1, 2010