Slinks

Short for Sausage Links, describing skinny white guy legs (often burnt) protruding from cutoff jean shorts.

Man those slinks are an eyesore.

Can you believe she's checking out his

slinks?

Cover up them slinks.

He's showing off those slinks in all their glory.

by MKow August 17, 2017

slinkFPS

the hottest boy in existance

damn i just wanna have good sex with slinkfps while my dog watches me and my dad plays with my titties and slink gets buttfucked by my cat

by migteofficial September 9, 2018

slinkfication

basically a thing where if you break your spine it's a slinkfication and you get scoliosis

dude i'm sorry for your slinkfication

by DahliaTheWeremoth February 12, 2023

Pink Slinky

A pink slinky is when your asshole prolapses and ur asshole looks like Majin Buu, it also can end up looking like the slinky dog from Toy Story but pink and your intestines.

As I played flappy bird I tapped my phone so hard that I had a pink slinky and needed it be surgically removed.

by ICYBOATBOY February 15, 2018

Furry slinky

A ferret :)

Look at my furry slinky

by Ferret cult February 16, 2021

Pulling a slinky

To pass out at a party then get mercilessly Bitched by your friends E.g have a bald patch shaved into the back of your head and a giant penis drawn onto it.....

Aimz "Dude what happened to you!"
Vikki " I passed out at chelsea's party and dean shaved off my eyebrows"
Aimz "oh man u pulled a slinky!"

some time later...
Aimz "Did u hear about vikki pulling a Slinky at the party? She lost her eyebrows, fuckin hilarious right?"

by Elgrandcanyonero April 23, 2011

You fucking slinky

An insult used when someone is being unbelievably idiotic when arguing a point.

"I think that this is right."
"No it's not, you fucking slinky."

by Jsource August 16, 2017