Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!

caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.

by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010

slampie

A female who gravitates to and gives sexual favors to lax bros.

Did you see Katherine under the bleachers with Nick after the lacrosse game?

Yeah, she's such a slampie.

by gothicflower August 6, 2011

Sample

A sample is when a man convinces a women to “give him a try”. He gets a one time shot to insert the full length of his penis in a deep stroke, in order to give her a “sample” of what she will be getting. It is a level above “just the tip”. One the lady receives her sample, she then decides if the man will have what it takes to satisfy her, or if she will be turning it down.

Come on girl, I got what you need.

First let me get a sample, and I like what I get I’ll take you home.

by Koala_4nia November 5, 2019

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

chinamen sample

Inserting wet noodles into the anus to check for cleanliness before performing a rim job or anal sex.

Before I went anywhere near the brown hole I had to do a chinamen sample to make sure is was clean.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

Samper Fag

samper fag ( P ) Pronunciation Key (smpr fg)
n. Offensive Slang

A derogatory term for a blatantly homosexual person.

Often used by the wordL33T/word

"stfu, samper fag"

by Hybrid S16 October 21, 2003

Sampy

Cute; happy; in appearance and demeanor. Usually involving nachos or ice-cream on plates.

That little kitten is so Sampy.

by Staaaaacie March 31, 2008