three hole ski pole

When a girl has a one cock in her ass, one in her pussy and one in her mouth and she is jerking two other guys off. All at the same time.

Beth took a cock in her ass, a cock in her pusyy and a cock in her mouth while she jacked off two other guys. This is how a three hole ski pole is done.

three hole ski pole by Labatt24 March 11, 2010

jr. ski nazi

those damn little kids who race by us on the ski slopes

Me: Damn did you see that Jr. Ski Nazi go by?...
You: Yeah... i hate them...

jr. ski nazi by Mr. T_man April 14, 2006

Newfie Ski Doo 

When you climb onto a moose's back while it's crossing a lake, then jump off as it first touches land. CAUTION!!! Only ballsy Canadians are allowed to do this!

Ay, yo! I had to get across de lake to see my brudder, so I took a newfie ski doo to see him, ay!

Newfie Ski Doo by PantlessSnake24 April 8, 2019

Après-Ski Jellybean Scream 

To achieve successful female orgasm, usually accompanied by loud moans or screams, through finger stimulation of the clitoris—often after a long day of skiing or snowboarding

Rex: "Bro what happened to you and Emily when we all hit the hot-tub after the slopes?"
Chad: "Dude, I gave her a great Après-Ski Jellybean Scream when I hit her clit with my famous finger diddle."

Après-Ski Jellybean Scream by Raw Dawg Ricky April 12, 2020

Jet ski statement 

Lip service or insincere, hypocritical, and empty pronouncements especially from government officials.

This originated from the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s presidential campaign where he promised to help and protect Filipino fisherfolks to freely and safely fish on the West Philippine Sea without the intimidation of the Chinese Coastguard illegally occupying the area. He said if needed, he’ll bring the Navy with him and ride a JET SKI to erect a flag to a Chinese airport built on an artificial island on the West Philippines Sea.

Duterte has since made no action on the matter despite the international arbitral tribunal ruling in favor of the Philippines. Since his election, Duterte approved numbers of government projects and policies in favor of Chinese government and businessmen.

Duterte’s recent statement saying he considered to resign is just another Jet ski statement. He said that thousand times without really doing it.

Jet ski statement by distilled drinking seawater September 29, 2020

Mexican ski jump 

The Mexican ski jump is a buzz inducing roller coaster that involves 3 different steps. The Mexican ski jump event begins with the participant taking a bong hit which they do not exhale. They then hold the bong hit in their lungs while snorting a line of cocaine. Last but not least they drink a shot of tequila, before exhaling the bong hit. The name of the Mexican ski jump is derived from the three events being representative of the colors on the Mexican flag, green, white and red.

Frank the tank did a Mexican ski jump before running down the street naked.

Mexican ski jump by Better Man August 28, 2013

Arabian Ski Goggles 

When your buddy passes out and you begin to tea bag your buddy placing a hairy ball on each eyelid

After a long night of drinking some top shelf Canadian Hunter whisky, my friend passed out and I gave him the "Arabian Ski Goggles" and took a picture

Arabian Ski Goggles by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010