by Akua666 August 18, 2020

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
by Qippyy January 9, 2021

A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”
by Avs chat March 9, 2020

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019

It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.
Your a simp
by Ur mom 67 May 18, 2020

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.
by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021
