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simple silence

A stillness in time, space, and even mind.
"i'm so tired i just want to sit in simple silence."
by winter.criez January 31, 2023
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Şimal Topal

Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.

If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.

PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....
Dogukan: Bro, I'm friends with Şimal Topal.

Other people: Holy shit dawg, u a lucky mf.
by Doğkeğn November 3, 2022
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sigmalect

A word describing a group of the best people in the world
A sigmalect of employees made a boat
by venne September 10, 2023
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Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.
Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.
by full_reet April 6, 2016
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Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house
Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
by colonialhouse February 27, 2017
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Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G

A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.

Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.

Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.

Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."

"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."

"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."

"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
by RavnHawk January 21, 2018
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Soup Simple

When a person is laughing and being silly about everything. Usually due to lack of sleep.
Oh my gosh, he's being so soup simple right now! Maybe he needs a nap.
by Another account December 28, 2021
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